If you’re not a lesbian, chances are you’ve never used a strap-on dildo. Well, unless you’re like my friend, Rashida, who enjoys giving it to boys.
Anyway, this week my girlfriend and I finally had ours delivered. We named he/she ‘Ashley’, as we thought it would be suitable to give it a name that could apply to either gender. I mean, she sure LOOKS like a boy, but because we’re both gay, we don’t want to think about a real boy being inside either of us.
Therefore, our strap-on is transgendered.
But did we enjoy this new addition?
Well, as a gold star myself, I wasn’t sure whether I’d enjoy the new toy or not. My girlfriend didn’t think she’d enjoy the toy, as although she’s not a gold star, she did not enjoy the real thing, so why would she enjoy the smoother, faker version?
Anyway, loading Ashley up with plenty of lube, we went ahead and used the toy. I actually found it quite pleasant. I’m not sure I should use the word ‘pleasant’ when describing penetration, but that’s what I thought of it.
I didn’t love it, I didn’t hate it, but it did feel remotely pleasurable.
However, I could not achieve an orgasm when it was used on me and had to revert to some good old fashioned lesbian sex after a good solid 15 minutes. (8 minutes more than the average real erection, I’ll have you know.)
Again, I didn’t love it – probably why I’m not straight in the first place. And it also made me realize: I feel so sorry for straight women.
They obviously like the feel of the penis and the sight of a male body, but do any straight ladies actually achieve an orgasm with something that lasts around 7 minutes and basically feels like he’s poking you?
Poor, poor heteros.
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