Pussy Eating 101

Needless to say, this blog contains some adult rated material. So… OVER 18s ONLY!

I was recently asked for advice on ‘sexual activity’, so I figured I’d make this the first topic of discussion.

Here are my top 6 cunnilingus tips:

1. Being both inside a vagina and eating a clit at the same time will drive her wild: Whether that’s inside with your fingers, a sex toy or for you guys, your penis, there is possibly nothing better than being stimulated in 2 places at once. (Although I’m not sure there’s a guy bendy enough to get both his penis and his face down there at the same time…)
2. Circles are always good: Nope, it’s not a myth. Making circles with your tongue on a girl’s clitoris is possibly the top oral sex tip of all time. If you haven’t tried it, you really, really should.
3. Lots of saliva: Obviously you shouldn’t purposely drool or spit ‘down there’, because that’s really not hot. But seriously, don’t wipe away any of your saliva; in this case, wetter is better.
4. Don’t forget about your hands: When you’re going down on a girl, don’t forget that your hands are lethal weapons too, so don’t just use them to hold your hair back. Scratch her thighs, let your hands wander up to her upper region… Yes, I’m talking about her breasts. Multi-tasking makes you seem like a sex God on this occasion.
5. Perhaps most importantly, ensure that what you are eating is her clit: There’s nothing worse than a guy or a gal licking completely the wrong place. Especially when the ‘wrong’ place is generally nowhere even close to your clitoris. Remember, it’s that little ‘bulb’ above the entrance. I make it sound like a ‘fire exit’ sign.
6. Play with temperature: Apparently, it’s better to reduce temperature during cunnilingus. Ice usually does the trick, as it shocks the vagina, sending shockwaves all over the body. I suppose raising the temperature wouldn’t be too bad either. Just be careful of burns. OH GOD PLEASE, be careful of burns.

There you have it. My top 6 tips.

These apply to both guys and girls who are giving head to a lady friend. Yeah, don’t think you got away easily.

xoxo
-L