Nobody likes a smelly bird to have sex with.
Well, I don’t.
This blog will basically be my top 5 sexy perfumes/scents.
Works for me, anyway ;)
Scent #1: Chanel, No. 5: Not only is this my favourite perfume of all time, it definitely makes my pulse race. A scent for the classier (and better off in the economic stakes!) lady, you know it’s expensive, and everyone at some point, whether they knew what it was or not, has smelt this perfume. It’s legendary.
Scent #2: Yves Saint Laurent, Parisienne: You’ve all seen the Kate Moss ad campaign photo shoot. This scent works best on the sweet, younger (by younger, I mean 18-25 year old – let’s not be paedophilic, now) female, as its lilac, sherbet-y tones are cute, yet sexy.
Scent #3: Avon, Secret Fantasy: Okay, I may be biased here. This is the perfume my girlfriend often wears. However, the fact that it’s on sale at £6 (buy it HERE, UK readers) makes it both cheap and sexy. It’s pretty much the scent of cherries – one of the sexiest fruits – and you’re guaranteed to love it. And the price!
Scent #4: Sarah Jessica Parker, NYC: Might as well do some celebrity plugging while I’m here. Although, as Peter Griffin once put it, Sarah Jessica Parker has a weird ‘hot body, weird face’ combination, she definitely doesn’t smell weird. This perfume is again of the sweeter variety, yet it has sexy undertones that make people’s heads spin. (Take my girlfriend, for example.)
Scent #5: Post-gym sweat?: Okay, this depends entirely on who the sweat is on. For instance, I’m guessing THIS GUY doesn’t smell great after a gym session. However, I’m guessing THIS LADY (yes, that’s a very young Sofia Vergara) doesn’t smell all that bad. What you need to do is get a good friend (who won’t judge you) to smell you after you’ve been to the gym. If she says you smell like B.O. then definitely deodorize. If she says you don’t smell bad at all, we’re onto a winner. Many long-term partners love the smell of their lover, so check that too. Anyway, the point is that a lot of people love a shiny, moist body after the gym. Not dripping in sweat, but that glowing sort of perspiration. You know? I do… *wink wink*
So, go to your local perfume store and try a sample of each of them.
See which ones you like, which ones you don’t and which ones you’d consider spraying before sex.
Did you know smell is the most powerful of the senses?
USE THIS FACTOID AND ACT ON IT.
Sex & the Countryside 
